pikpikcarrotmon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

That was fucking awesome.

I mean, like, imagine that two rockin' naked lesbians jump on top of each other and start playing tonsil hockey while gyrating and groping. Outside the window, there's a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex climbing into a Panzer tank which is mounted on the side of a nuclear submarine. Now, simultaneously, there's a meteor the size of Wisconsin plummeting toward Earth. This meteor is made solely of compressed G.I. Joe action figures. The Tyrannosaurus Rex drives his tank off the side of the nuclear submarine onto the lesbian lovers, the meteor crashes into the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and when they all implode, they vaporize every known copy of Indiana Jones 4 on the planet. Then Captain Planet is summoned.

That would be approximately three percent as awesome as this animation.

HappyHarry responds:

I came.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

I've got a fever....

...and the only prescription is more TANKMEN!

If you can keep maintaining the feel of this while ramping up the humor each time, I'll be busting at the seams by the next installment. Keep it up.

JohnnyUtah responds:

I have the next one mostly written and its more elaborate and its plenty funny. im getting it done as soon as i can.

thanks for the review LOLOL

[Steve Irwin: A Tribute]

Well, you didn't lie.

It WAS a tribute. However, should another worldwide hero and celebrity be barbed through the heart by a displeased stingray, here are some suggestions:

More effects. There was no variation in your tribute, making it feel drawn-out and uninteresting while relying solely on sentiment to keep the viewer watching. While I'm not asking for some crazy action thing, keep it interesting with different transitions between the photos.

Tinker with the photos themselves and vary the slideshow. These ones weren't of the greatest quality, but that can't always be helped. Sometimes, a good tribute could have several photos at once. A video clip or two would have added a lot as well.

Heartless, anal nitpicking--one of my peeves is when the music continues until it dies out at the Replay screen rather than anything happening, as if it's just another slide in the show. I absolutely love it when people tinker with their replay screens to be more fresh and unusual than the standard single-button fare.

Needless to say, this was a tragedy and I'm very sad that he died. However, it would have been more appropriate to have waited a little while longer and perfected the tribute than to be the first one on Newgrounds with an average one. A well-done tribute is better at pulling the heartstrings than one that has nothing but heartstrings to rely on.

Frenzy responds:

Thanks... I think...

[Afterliving]

Hmm...

I think there may be something symbolic in there... ;)

soccerlord8 responds:

No way...

[Prowlies at the River]

I love you, Adam!

I visit BiteyCastle regularly in hopes that you have a new animation up or have V2 of the castle done! I love everything you've done. I bought "Flash Hacks," which you helped produce. I learned how to do fire, glowing fireflies, and motion paths from your tutorials. If only you lived in California... I'm your ABSOLUTE BIGGEST FAN! This animation is so great--I love your usage of Swift3D for the Bitey-flying-through-the-forest scene, as well as your incredible water effects. Dang, boy, that stuff looks real! I know you probably won't read or care about this, but you really have influenced my Flash ability more than anyone on NG, or the Internet itself for that matter. Here's to you, buddy!

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 4.2702 to 4.2703!

That's the first time I've actually raised this score--I've voted a 5 every day for two months!

chluaid responds:

wow! Thanks for reviewing and for the 5 :D
I'm glad you liked the movie and my other stuff too.. there's a new Bitey movie (still) in the works but it's slowly getting there. The Bitey mini-game and Castle v2 will be out before the next Brackenwood movie though.

Thanks again for taking the time to review :)